CIRCLEVILLE – Special edition pumpkin show handcuffs are now available for the fall season if by chance you are lucky enough to be arrested by the local Circleville Police department.
“During pumpkin Show, almost anything is available for purchase in pumpkin flavor or sent. From doughnuts to coffee and even pumpkin burgers. But for those few individuals who might have ill intentions towards our citizens or guests, we have introduced pumpkin spice handcuffs (they are not really pumpkin scented, and they are not new) but they are orange just like pumpkins,” said Circleville Police Department.
The cuffs may not be scented, but if you are a common consumer of Pumpkin Spice items, sweating from your soon incarceration will probably smell like pumpkin spice!
Let’s face it everyone is excited for fall, might as look festive as you are taken into jail